Hi

I am certainly not a teenager.

I use them beacause they were defined by Martin Fowler in his best seller book "Refactoring"

Therefore are an industry standard and common concept.

You are not alone. And neither poeple wishing to avoiding these common mistakes.

I've written about such hate here.

https://maximilianocontieri.com/i-wrote-more-than-90-articles-on-2021-here-is-what-i-learned#heading-i-hate-the-word-code-smell